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Rob

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EXTRACT: Watch closely my lad, for in the hacking of a young lamb one can locate the pure distillation of that rarest gem - truth. A vile murderer you speculate or merely a participant in Australia Day's festive vivisection. In deliberating this fine point I put forward the following platitude for philosophical rumination. Tis not the telling of a lie that is the true test of a man - but his ability to tell it in such a way that allows it never to have been a lie in the first place.