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Liz

Female | Age unspecified | 5 to 10 minutes
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EXTRACT: This is a pretty cool audience.You guys can handle it eh? Hey, what do cat's eat for breakfast? Mice bubbles! Just filling guys. Until Richard gets here. Where was I? Oh yeah. Toilets. If they wanted to go to the toilet and they were watching say, A Midsummer Nights Dream, they'd just do it there. Yuk! There. Where you're standing. And there was no roof so if it had been raining. Well you can imagine. It's raining. It's cold. It's muddy and you're standing in YOU KNOW WHAT!