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Belle Doyle

Female | 50s | 5 to 10 minutes
Starts on page 27

EXTRACT: She rang me. 3 o’clock in the morning. Yvette’s dulcet tones. “You’d better get in here fucking fast. These fucking pains are coming every fucking five minutes. Aaaaagh!” And she dropped the phone. So I drove in. I found them in the delivery room. Not one of those special ones, you know, soft lights and showers. An honest-to-god delivery room. Yvette isn’t into the idea of birth as Holy Communion.

Contains coarse language