EXTRACT: Look at my arse! Go on, look at it. It's a good arse. Nervously: Isn't
it? I think so. I mean, it's a nice shape and it's really... Anyway... I'm a bit worried about it because I was standing in the supermarket (you know, minding my own business) when out of the corner of my eye, I saw this guy. Oh my god he was cute, like, drop-dead gorgeous kind of cute. Tall, good hair, strong shoulders, and eyes that were pure sex.
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EXTRACT: Oh, yeah. I should probably mention, I'm depressed. Yep, that's right.
Depressed. A sad sack if ever you saw one. But it isn't all that bad! I'm trying
to stay positive, you know? I'm keeping my chin up, so to speak, even if it is
shoved into the couch while I'm watching Friends re-runs most of the time. My
psychiatrist told me that if I'm more positive it might help me beat my
depression. So these days I tend to look on the bright side of things.