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EXTRACT: ...the Atheist's- they want us in here arguing semantics, picking the books apart as individuals rather than seeing them as the holy trilogy... They want us in here arguing which religion is the fucking Phantom Menace and which one is The Empire Strikes Back, rather than seeing that each film had its place in the whole story and that you can't just wipe Jar Jar Binks from history. The Gungans helped defeat the droid armies, and Leviticus says we can't have tattoos. We may not agree; it may not be plausible that bumbling swamp monsters would defeat an empire...

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