EXTRACT: Some nights, waiting for Tim. I think of Lizzie
couriering other people’s sperm in her thighs
and the day she did brake too hard
And her Ford laser skidding across the wet road.
And her blonde head smashing against the windscreen
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EXTRACT: OK Fertility Bitch. I am the Scheduling Queen. All in this department bow down to the power of my BlackBerry. There is no function too large, no event too fabulous, no supermodel, celebrity chef, or fatwa encrusted writer too big, too precious or too talented that I can’t personally deal with them…but I cannot schedule my uterus