MEG

Female | 30s | 3 to 5 minutes
Starts on page 29

EXTRACT: Some nights, waiting for Tim. I think of Lizzie couriering other people’s sperm in her thighs and the day she did brake too hard And her Ford laser skidding across the wet road. And her blonde head smashing against the windscreen

Contains adult themes

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JEN

Female | 40s | 3 to 5 minutes
Starts on page 39

EXTRACT: OK Fertility Bitch. I am the Scheduling Queen. All in this department bow down to the power of my BlackBerry. There is no function too large, no event too fabulous, no supermodel, celebrity chef, or fatwa encrusted writer too big, too precious or too talented that I can’t personally deal with them…but I cannot schedule my uterus

Contains coarse language
Contains adult themes

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