EXTRACT: I was talking about… God knows. Pride in being Australian. Our great nation of men thinking they’re important. ‘Sunburnt country’ is starting to look a bit prophetic.
I could’ve started writing this six months ago. It’s not like the signs weren’t there. Trees? Gone. Wombats? Going. Turtles? Ha! Fuel? Fossil. Prime Minister? Fucked.
That was the speech I was writing six months ago. I want to say the Prime Minister is having an affair but that’s inadequate. The Prime Minister has had lengthy romantic and sexual encounters with a woman that he is not in a monogamous marriage with.