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Female | 30s | 3 to 5 minutes
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EXTRACT: I was talking about… God knows. Pride in being Australian. Our great nation of men thinking they’re important. ‘Sunburnt country’ is starting to look a bit prophetic. I could’ve started writing this six months ago. It’s not like the signs weren’t there. Trees? Gone. Wombats? Going. Turtles? Ha! Fuel? Fossil. Prime Minister? Fucked. That was the speech I was writing six months ago. I want to say the Prime Minister is having an affair but that’s inadequate. The Prime Minister has had lengthy romantic and sexual encounters with a woman that he is not in a monogamous marriage with.

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