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HER

Female | Age unspecified | 3 to 5 minutes
Starts on page 61

EXTRACT: I got it! I got it! I fucking got it! It's me! I'm the one—I'm the winner! Chicken dinner. (fast) Persecution! They did this whole thing. This whole elaborate thing, where they all—they must have planned it for ages—it was so ... well-executed, fucking sneaky and smart, really smart, like me-smart, but even better fuck them. Fuck these smart colleaguey-fuck-bags. I was touched though, really touched, that someone—no lots of them—no fucking all of them would go to so much trouble to shit on me before the sunshine!

Contains coarse language
Contains adult themes