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Pig

Gender unspecified | Age unspecified | 5 to 10 minutes
Starts on page 33

EXTRACT: I've got some hide. I'm telling you, some hide./But Pigs are clever./ Not stupid like horses or mollusks./ Not struck dumb like lobster and mice./ If we were unproductive. Lived without tools. Harnessed no power./ Dribbled all day in our beds with our limbs thrashing. Shat where we/ sat. Shirked the work. Cared nothing for ideas. Science!/You're a good listener. Anyone ever tell you that?/ I'll tell you/ I'll tell you my secret/ You're discreet./ You're a good listener. Anyone ever tell you that?


Sheep

Female | Age unspecified | 5 to 10 minutes
Starts on page 36

EXTRACT: I am not in any way embarrassed to admit that I can be unstable. But I have a disorder. A physical malfunction of the body, therefore why not discuss it? So./ Well. In spite of it I perform well. Very well./ You see I was first put on anti-depressants at the tender age of/ Of course I went insane. I forgot the bottle of it once and all I wanted to do was throw myself off a cliff. I suffered blackouts, nausea, violent mood swings, aggression towards loved ones. But now I have never felt better. My career has never...

Contains adult themes

Eagle

Gender unspecified | Age unspecified | over 10 minutes
Starts on page 43

EXTRACT: He's screaming at me. Nonsense. Complete nonsense. About his mother.. his farm. About the firm. About pigs. About the great war. The great war. I was on the Standard. The fucking flag./ I'm still silent. He's still screaming. About legislation. Legislation! Was I there? Did I sign it? Was I there? Did I sign it? I look at him, in the eyes. He's a bird after all and finally I speak! I say! I knew a pig, a very powerful pig who said: There are two things you don't want to see being made. Sausage and legislation. Sausage and legislation.

Contains adult themes