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L.B.

Female | 60+ | 3 to 5 minutes
Starts on page 10

EXTRACT: People get worried around me - particularly people who get their tea and biscuits at regular hours - those blessed people who have been known, on occasions, to pay my bills - they get scared I'll pull them into some sort of vor ex of chaos - some sort of universe of unswept crumbs - where they'll lose the ability to move forward to the next teatime.

Contains coarse language