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Gender unspecified | Age unspecified | Under 3 minutes
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EXTRACT: I mean, look at the world, we're on a pretty slippery slope these days. Cost of living is up, energy supplies are going down, the ocean is full of oil, the air is full of dirt, my phone's giving me cancer, but I eat fish to stop the cancer, but not too much fish, because that apparently gives me some form of super cancer. Cyberbullying, Alcopops, jaywalking, more stress, less joy, all work, broken homes, teen gangs twittering, Beiber fans cutting,

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